Most kids give their dear mom a card and some tulips for Mother’s Day, but not these awful offspring. These atrocious children thought it would be a loving gesture if they hooked their mommies up to a lie detector machine and proceed to ask them awkward questions like, “Have you ever role-played in the bedroom?”
In this super revealing video by Distractify, mothers are asked extremely personal questions such as:
- At what age did you lose your virginity?
- Have you ever sent nude pics?
- Have you ever role-played in the bedroom?
- Have you ever had a one night stand?
- Have you ever had a threesome?
- Would you consider yourself a MILF?
- Have you ever wanted to sleep with any of my friends?
One dear mother was asked if she has ever done drugs before and she carefully replied, “What do you mean by drugs?” Must be a lawyer. Meanwhile a terrible daughter asks her mother the smarter question of, “What drugs have you done.” The matriarch responds, “Marijuana, LSD, that’s about it.” The lie detector tech informs everyone that the “that’s about it” portion was indeed a lie.
Another mother reveals that she has a plan for her son’s first drug experience, “The first time that you smoke weed is going to be in our house and I’m going to be watching you. And coke.” Woah easy there!
When talking about snooping, one mother was asked what the grossest thing she found, to which the mother responded, “Nighttime emissions on his sheets.” I spilled yogurt! I swear!
How bad do these moms wish they had gotten a $4.99 Hallmark card instead of this interrogation?